Why am I not surpised?

Everyone knows that Cupid, a.k.a. Eros, is the son of Aphrodite, Goddess of Love. But did you know that the father was Ares, God of War? It explains a lot about his trigger-happy behavior and wanton destruction of innocent peoples' lives. He lost the Parent Lottery, bigtime; he couldn't have picked 2 worse parents among the Olympian Gods had he tried.